I don’t want to bring her down so I smiled, even tough I know what’s on my mind

I don’t want to bring her down so I smiled, even tough I know what’s on my mind

meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(via turbo-lento)

thekusabi:

i will never get tired of this

(via turbo-lento)

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via turbo-lento)

dumbfricker:

thanks for being alive im glad you’re here on planet earth with me

(via turbo-lento)

notsolongag0:

Orkar inte va iskall, vill bara känna

(via trasigflicka)

nonelikerae:

Need a man who will do this please

nonelikerae:

Need a man who will do this please

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

suicidal-depressed-universe:

Everyone….even the ones who say the will stay.

suicidal-depressed-universe:

Everyone….even the ones who say the will stay.

(via ett-avtryck-som-sitter)

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

(via buuhgirl)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

(via buuhgirl)

You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have a say in who hurts you. And I like my choices, I hope she likes hers.

(via buuhgirl)